You have 2 cows:
Socialism: The government takes them both and gives you some of their milk.
Fascism: The government takes them both and sells you the milk.
Nazism: The government takes them both and shoots you.
Bureaucracy: The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other then spills the milk.
Capitalism: You sell one cow, use the money to buy a bull and breed the remaining cow with the bull, increasing your assets.
Japanese Corporation: You redesign the cows so that they are 10 times smaller, and yet produce 10 times more milk, then design a cartoon character called cowiruko.
Lebanese Corporation: You sell one cow, then force the other cow to produce 4 times as much milk as usual, then find it shocking when the cow collapses.
Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?
Is it to drive a formula 1 car?
Is it to fly a fighter in combat?
Is it to practice free falling parachuting?
Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?
Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss?
Is it to insult the doorman in a bar?
Is it to insult your boss?
Is it to go on a defective ferris wheel?
Bullshit…that is nothing…
THIS is COURAGE!!!